God Damn, People Suck -Saturday, October 04, 2003 -8:25 pm-
The unwashed masses of humanity just piss me off. For a species allegedly possessed of intelligence, we really suck.
First of all, there's driving. Jesus christ people, I don't think cars require that you check your brain at the door, but you all act like it. Half of you wallow, the other half attack. Why do people have to accelerate to close the hole I'm about to merge into? For god's sake people, it's not hard to be nice. Lately, I've been practicing a technique that helps to eliminate the mysterious slowdowns for no apparent reason that occur within larger traffic jams. This causes me to, at times, carry a large space in front of me. Now what amazes me is that I daily see people jump out of the faster-moving lane beside me into the hole in front of me. The thing is, the traffic in front of me is stopped. People leave a flowing lane only to stop, just because they say a few yards of open pavement. Fuckers.
Then there's just people. Why do parents have to be so mean to their children? If you just treat them with respect and a little kindness, they won't grow up to be fucked up. I don't think parents know how effective they are at driving their children away, especially in multi-children homes. Praising or being interested in one child while ignoring or condemning another for the exact same this is the pathway to large therapy bills. I'm amazed at the number of people I see that are unfit parents.
My car was in to the exhaust shop today. This was necessitated by it being slightly louder than most geologic events. The problem was, that as wall as having rusted out the muffler, it has rusted out most of the hangers and, most critically, the down pipe that connects the headers to the catalytic converter. That pipe alone cost $160. Total cost: $377.51. Oh, the muffler was free because I had a warranty. Oh goodie.
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