I Love the 80's -Thursday, February 05, 2004 -8:16 pm-
So yet another abouse of the meaning of meme. As usual, I've fixed the code so feel free to copy it. Things of which I am guilty are in bold. My commmentary is in italics
- You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE"
- You watched the Pound Puppies so comfy until you get their eyes in your face
- You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair" chilling out, maxin, relaxin, shootin some b-ball outside o da school
- You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish
- You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own
- You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls
- You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom I can't believe I thought Blossom was hot (I'm so ashamed)
- Two words: MC Hammer For shame
- If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" yay for drug induced hippie political commentary with little people making bridges
- You had plastic streamers on your handle bars
- You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" *Duck Tales wooo oooo D-d-d-danger lurks behind out there's a stranger out to find you* I still want to know how to swim in coins
- When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons I was young, and stupid. Nothing is worth getting up for.
- You wore a ponytail on the side of your head
- You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen Just shove it through the grate!
- You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school The squirrel had it coming
- You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side
- You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
- You wore Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it
- LA Gear Stupid, overpriced shoes
- You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten
- You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books Dude, Ramona was soo cool!
- You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF" K, Disney, a girl Karate Kid? WTF, mate?
- You wanted to be a Goonie
- You ever wore fluorescent clothing I was a cyclist, what did you expect?
- You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off /me shudders
- You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf All your smurf are belong to smurf
- You took Lunch Pails to school
- You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets WTF were they banned for?
- You still get the urge to! say "NOT" after every sentence Yup, we abused language a lot in the 80's
- You remember Hypercolor t-shirts Dude! Coolest shirts EVER! I want one now.
- Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band
- You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up Incest was such a popular theme in the 80's
- You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets
- You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes
- After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?" Needs to die. All of it.
- You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up" I also remember the jokes that refused to die.
- You remember going to the skating rink before there were in-line skates
- You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide I wonder if that's why I have back problems
- You have ever played with a Skip-It And the very best thing of all is the counter on the ball
- You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds And we set off the fire alarm
- You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement oops
- You remember Popples worst bastardization of Tang ever!
- "Don't worry, be happy" Suck it, Rasta boy!
- You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks
- You wore socks scrunched down Um, dude, that's where they end up by themselves
- "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
- You remember boom boxes vs cd players And the 42 D-cell batteries
- You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies and being terrified
- You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!" Gotta kill those happy bastards
- You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales" MLPs are such great projectiles
- You thought Doogie Howser was hot
- You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac Ha!
- You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool They were never cool, I don't know what people were thinking
- You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell", the ORIGINAL class Kelly and Jessie are fuckin hotties
- You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THRU THE HEART I hate you so much
- You just sang those words to yourself Cause now it's stuck in my head
- You remember watching Magic vs Bird I had little green and white pom-poms
- You cut your t-shirts in half and wore it with your homemade Levi shorts(the shorter the better)
- You remember when mullets were cool!
- You had a mullet
- You still sing "We are the World"
- You "pegged" your pants
- You just knew Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper would end up together Fugly children though
- You know who Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper are What would you do if I sang out of tune
- You know what Dan vs Dave means
- One word, Atari XBox can suck my shiny Atari ass
- "Rock On!" Ahhh... long hair and power ballads