Pretty Shiny Bits

I Love the 80's    -Thursday, February 05, 2004   -8:16 pm-

So yet another abouse of the meaning of meme. As usual, I've fixed the code so feel free to copy it. Things of which I am guilty are in bold. My commmentary is in italics

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE"
2. You watched the Pound Puppies so comfy until you get their eyes in your face
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair" chilling out, maxin, relaxin, shootin some b-ball outside o da school
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own
6. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls
7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom I can't believe I thought Blossom was hot (I'm so ashamed)
8. Two words: MC Hammer For shame
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" yay for drug induced hippie political commentary with little people making bridges
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" *Duck Tales wooo oooo D-d-d-danger lurks behind out there's a stranger out to find you* I still want to know how to swim in coins
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons I was young, and stupid. Nothing is worth getting up for.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen Just shove it through the grate!
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school The squirrel had it coming
16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side
17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
18. You wore Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it
19. LA Gear Stupid, overpriced shoes
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten
21. You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books Dude, Ramona was soo cool!
22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF" K, Disney, a girl Karate Kid? WTF, mate?
23. You wanted to be a Goonie
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing I was a cyclist, what did you expect?
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off /me shudders
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf All your smurf are belong to smurf
27. You took Lunch Pails to school
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets WTF were they banned for?
29. You still get the urge to! say "NOT" after every sentence Yup, we abused language a lot in the 80's
30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts Dude! Coolest shirts EVER! I want one now.
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band
32. You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up Incest was such a popular theme in the 80's
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets
34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes
35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?" Needs to die. All of it.
36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up" I also remember the jokes that refused to die.
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were in-line skates
38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide I wonder if that's why I have back problems
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It And the very best thing of all is the counter on the ball
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds And we set off the fire alarm
41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement oops
42. You remember Popples worst bastardization of Tang ever!
43. "Don't worry, be happy" Suck it, Rasta boy!
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks
45. You wore socks scrunched down Um, dude, that's where they end up by themselves
46. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
47. You remember boom boxes vs cd players And the 42 D-cell batteries
48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies and being terrified
49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!" Gotta kill those happy bastards
50. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales" MLPs are such great projectiles
51. You thought Doogie Howser was hot
52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac Ha!
53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool They were never cool, I don't know what people were thinking
54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell", the ORIGINAL class Kelly and Jessie are fuckin hotties
55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THRU THE HEART I hate you so much
56. You just sang those words to yourself Cause now it's stuck in my head
57. You remember watching Magic vs Bird I had little green and white pom-poms
58. You cut your t-shirts in half and wore it with your homemade Levi shorts(the shorter the better)
59. You remember when mullets were cool!
60. You had a mullet
61. You still sing "We are the World"
62. You "pegged" your pants
63. You just knew Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper would end up together Fugly children though
64. You know who Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper are What would you do if I sang out of tune
65. You know what Dan vs Dave means
66. One word, Atari XBox can suck my shiny Atari ass
67. "Rock On!" Ahhh... long hair and power ballads

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